Yeah, I had to try and write some of this one. Madeline (fem!Canada) and Amelia (fem!America) go on a fairytale-ish quest to rescue their father, the witch, Arthur, after he’s mysteriously kidnapped one day, and run into some…minor…issues along the way. Or issues just run into Amelia’s sword, really.
Amelia can’t use a sword properly to save her life, but with her strength she doesn’t really require much skill to swing the weapon she’d ‘borrowed’ from her dad’s bedroom before leaving home, still sheathed, and crack the stranger she finds leaning over her still-sleeping sister when she returns from filling up their water-skins at the stream sharply over the head.
Unfortunately, Madeline wakes up when the guy passes out, facedown, on her chest.
And then the panicking starts.